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<video:title>¡SATIRISTAS!</video:title>
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<video:description>¡SATIRISTAS! is a funny and fearless celebration of provocative, unflinching comedy– and an extensive survey of the modern art of satire and how it is crafted and cultivated by an elite community of contrarians, protesters, and troublemakers as America responds through equal parts laughter and outrage.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-07-13T21:34:32+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Trains-Stops-Plays0001</loc>
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<video:title>Trains Stops Plays_0001</video:title>
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<video:description>Here is the George Carlin narration of Trains Stops Plays.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-07-13T21:34:32+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-on-Fat-People</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin on Fat People</video:title>
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<video:description>*UNCENSORED* George Carlin Talks About Fat People</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-07-13T21:34:31+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Seven-Words-You-Can-Never-S</loc>
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<video:title>"The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television"</video:title>
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<video:description>&amp;quot;The Seven Words You Can Not Say On Television&amp;quot; by George Carlin.  Question of the Day: What words are the most offensive for you? Let the profanity flow in the comments on my blog here:  http://MovieStarEntrepreneur.com/mars-says-sht-tts-pss-fck-cnt-ccksucker-motherfcker-mse-episode-42</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-27T11:25:23+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>176</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Bulls-Eyes</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Bull's Eyes</video:title>
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<video:description>Daisy teases Toby about his cowcatchers and sideplates, but learns that they are given for a reason. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BZYG225F P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-27T11:25:23+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>270</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Toad-Stands-By</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Toad Stands By</video:title>
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<video:description>Toad advises Oliver on how to regain the freight cars' respect. Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?imnezymgzny P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-27T11:25:23+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>270</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Earth-Nature-an-2</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Earth, Nature and Humanity!</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdsxjj</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>http://www.StopTheRobbery.com  For more George Carlin Videos: http://www.stoptherobbery.com/Philosophy.html  Peace, Love and Freedom to all of Humanity!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-27T11:25:23+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>243</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Earth-Nature-an-3</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Earth, Nature and Humanity!</video:title>
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<video:description>http://www.StopTheRobbery.com  For more George Carlin Videos: http://www.stoptherobbery.com/Philosophy.html  Peace, Love and Freedom to all of Humanity!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-27T11:25:23+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>243</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Earth-Nature-and</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Earth, Nature and Humanity!</video:title>
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<video:description>http://www.StopTheRobbery.com  For more George Carlin Videos: http://www.stoptherobbery.com/Philosophy.html  Peace, Love and Freedom to all of Humanity!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>243</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Bowled-Out</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Bowled Out</video:title>
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<video:description>A stuck-up diesel makes a fool of himself, and Duck and Stepney save the day. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9Z83IM9 P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Henry-the-Elepha</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Henry &amp; the Elephant</video:title>
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<video:description>A circus arrives on the Island of Sodor; when Henry investigates a blocked tunnel, he discovers that a large elephant is inside! Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?jygyymngj2n P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Trains-Stop-Play</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Trains Stop Play</video:title>
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<video:description>Stepney &amp;quot;catches&amp;quot; a cricket ball in a truck, prompting a chase along the branchline.  P. S. I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.  Download link:  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=85ZTIF1N</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>270</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Thomas-Stepney</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Thomas &amp; Stepney</video:title>
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<video:description>Thomas becomes jealous when Stepney comes for a visit. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FBIB64UB P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>269</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Atheist-Conversion-Kit-3-10</loc>
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<video:title>The Atheist Conversion Kit 3-10</video:title>
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<video:description>This is just a bunch of videos I found and put together. I hope that this is something that Christians could open  themselves up to watching, and maybe it will help them  to realize that being a good person has nothing to do with what you believe, but actions you take that have positive affects.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>468</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Atheist-Conversion-Kit-2-10</loc>
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<video:title>The Atheist Conversion Kit 2-10</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdrqvu</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>This is just a bunch of videos I found and put together. I hope that this is something that Christians could open  themselves up to watching and maybe it will help them  to realize that being a good person has nothing to do with what you believe, but actions you take that have positive affects.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>1200</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Rusty-to-the-Res</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Rusty to the Rescue</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xds7c2</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>Rusty travels to the Other Railway to find a steam engine named Stepney, and save him from being scrapped. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3A6QHCL1 P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>271</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Atheist-Conversion-Kit-1-10</loc>
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<video:title>The Atheist Conversion Kit 1-10</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdrfbx</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>This is just a bunch of videos I found and put together. I hope that this is something that Christians could open  themselves up to watching and maybe it will help them  to realize that being a good person has nothing to do with what you believe, but actions you take that have positive affects.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>1200</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-We-Like-War-4</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin 'We Like War'</video:title>
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<video:description>George Carlin's 'We Like War' standup routine. If not 'THE', certainly one of the best comedians ever. RIP George 1937-2008</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-24T01:21:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>176</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Saving-The-plan-7</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Saving The planet</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/KtqSPahiMxw</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>Make the world safe for my Volvo!!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-17T09:53:11+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>459</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Human-Nature</loc>
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<video:title>Human Nature Природа человека</video:title>
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<video:description>Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-14T00:11:51+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>64</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/should-you-get-involed-in-traff</loc>
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<video:title>should you get involed in traffic accident ДТП</video:title>
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<video:description>http://www.georgecarlin.ru/Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-14T00:11:50+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>207</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Ballet-Mecanique-at-the-Nationa</loc>
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<video:title>Ballet Mecanique at the National Gallery of Art</video:title>
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<video:description>Georg Carl Johann Antheil (1900 –1959) foi um compositor, pianista, escritor e inventor norte-americano. Assista ao vídeo da versão robótica para 16 pianos e orquestra de percussão para o ‘Ballet Mecanique’, em sua estréia na The National Gallery of Art.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-10T23:52:20+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>593</video:duration>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Berties-Chase-Thomas-Friends-Se</loc>
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<video:title>Bertie's Chase - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 2 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdl0nl</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsBertie's ChaseBertie has passengers for Edward, but Edward doesn't know. The chase is on!Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-10T23:52:20+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>309</video:duration>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Politically-Incor</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - "Politically Incorrect"</video:title>
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<video:description>Extrait avec George  Carlin dans un débat de l'émission &amp;quot;Politically Incorrect&amp;quot; (Politiquement  Incorrect). Il définit avec merveille le concept de conspiration, que la plupart des gens ont du mal à comprendre...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-10T23:52:20+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>211</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Les-obses</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Les obèses</video:title>
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<video:description>bassick84 wrote: George Carlin nous parle des citoyens américains... qui ne pensent qu'à bouffer !</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>505</video:duration>
</video:video>
</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Saved-From-Scrap-Thomas-Friends</loc>
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<video:title>Saved From Scrap - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 2 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xdkg9s</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/QHC36D374CZPQF5J.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsSaved from ScrapEdward saves Trevor the Traction Engine from scrap. Trevor now lives at the vicarage orchard.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>305</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Qui-contrle-vraim</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Qui contrôle vraiment</video:title>
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<video:description>bassick84 wrote: George Carlin au sujet des maîtres du monde...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/WHAT-YOU-NEED-TO-KNOW-FULL</loc>
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<video:title>WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW FULL</video:title>
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<video:description>Makeithappentv wrote: THE TRUTH THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW... WATCH AND LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THESE CLIPS AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Donald-and-Douglas-Thomas-Frien</loc>
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<video:title>Donald and Douglas - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 2 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsDonald and DouglasDonald and Douglas are new on the island but Sir Topham Hatt was only expecting one engine but he can't decide which engine to send away and a spiteful brakevan doesn't help matters!Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Arrivals-pt-2-mind-control</loc>
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<video:title>The Arrivals pt 2 (mind control feat George Carlin)</video:title>
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<video:description>madeelhassan wrote: Catch the official 48 part online version only on WakeUpProject.comSeries Explores the Revelations in World Religions Regarding the Arrivals of the Antichrist Dajjal, Imam Al-Mahdi, and The Second Coming of The Christ.A Work Inspired by Hashemsfilms and of Course the Words of the Noble Qoran, The Holy Bible, and The Torah, The Arrivals is a Joint Production by truthseekers Noreagaaa and Achernahr.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Trouble-in-the-Shed-Thomas-Frie</loc>
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<video:title>Trouble in the Shed - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsTrouble in the ShedThe big engines are on strike. So, Sir Topham Hatt shut them up and orders Thomas and Edward, along with his new engine Percy, to run the line for a few days whilst the big engines learn their lesson.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Percys-Promise-Thomas-Friends-S</loc>
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<video:title>Percy's Promise - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 3 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsPercy's PromisePercy keeps his promise to Thomas despite getting stuck in a flood. Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Down-the-Mine-Thomas-Friends-Se</loc>
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<video:title>Down the Mine - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsDown the MineAfter teasing Gordon, Thomas ignores a danger sign and falls down a mine.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:21+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Breaks-the-Rules-Thomas</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas Breaks the Rules - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsThomas Breaks the RulesThomas gets in trouble for not having cow-catchers and side-plates but Sir Topham Hatt has an idea...Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-05T17:32:20+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Percy-and-the-Mail-Train</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas, Percy and the Mail Train - Thomas &amp; Friends - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsThomas, Percy and the Mail TrainHarold is threatening to take over Thomas and Percy's mail run.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:12+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Foolish-Freight-Cars-Thomas-Fri</loc>
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<video:title>Foolish Freight Cars - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsFoolish Freight CarsJames makes the most troublesome cars on the line behave and the Fat Controller forgives him for the incident with the bootlace.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:12+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>Edward Helps Out - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsEdward Helps OutEdward has to help Gordon the big engine up the hill.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:11+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Gallant-Old-Engi</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Gallant Old Engine</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Skarloey narrates the story of how Rheneas saved the railway. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=32SH4CFG P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:11+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Passengers-and-P</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Passengers and Polish</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Duncan refuses to move his train without being polished. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CD93SIK0 P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Talks-War-And-Ame</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin Talks War And American Politics</video:title>
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<video:description>TheParadigmShift wrote: George Carlin brings TRUTH to the masses using comedy. Rest in Peace George.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:11+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Archive-Intervi-3</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Archive Interview Part 6 of 7</video:title>
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<video:description>TVLEGENDS wrote: In this excerpt from the Archive of American Television's 3-hour interview with the legendary comedian on 12-17-07 (entire interview available at www.emmytvlegends.org by Jenni Matz and Henry Colman ,George Carlin talks about why he still performed into his 70s, why he considers himself a Writer and Artist above all and is not comfortable with the term "entertainer". The lesson he takes from Pablo Casals.. "I'm starting to notice some improvement".He talks about his aspirations to be an Actor, how he got his own television show, "The George Carlin Show" (FOX, 1993-95), how he came to replace Ringo Starr on the children's show "Shining Time Station", and his appearance as the first-ever guest host of "Saturday Night Live"..Carlin talks in depth about how he puts together his live comedy show and his working process leading up to his filmed HBO specials, and whether he ever tires of his older routines. He talks about the next (his last) HBO special, which he was preparing to tape- "It's Bad...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-06-02T15:57:10+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Rights-and-Privil</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin -Rights and Privileges</video:title>
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<video:description>AmmonRa801 wrote: Choice bit from what is now his last show. RIP George, you will be sorely missed, and just when we need you the most!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-29T01:39:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Archive-Intervi-2</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Archive Interview Parts 2 &amp; 3 of 7</video:title>
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<video:description>TVLEGENDS wrote: In Part 2 and 3 of this 7-part interview for the Archive of American Television (full interview at www.emmytvlegends.org Carlin talks about his days as a disc jockey on radio, his comedy partner Jack Burns, arriving in Hollywood, recording his first comedy album (with Jack Burns), his first TV appearance (the Jack Paar Show), becoming a single performer, his early act (impressions), working as a comic with Richard Pryor, being nervous for his first Ed Sullivan Show appearance, realizing his act was geared to an older crowd, and that his personal taste was more in touch with a younger crowd, and the monumental change in his act. He elaborates about finding his identity on-television, and how HBO helped his career. This is an excerpt from his three-hour oral history interview by Jenni Matz and Henry Colman on December 17, 2007. For more about this and other interviews, go to www.emmytvlegends.org</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-29T01:39:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Funny-Smart-George-Carlin</loc>
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<video:title>Funny, Smart George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>CBS wrote: Comedian George Carlin has died at the age of 71 from heart failure. His insightful and hilarious comments will be remembered for pushing boundaries and captivating minds. Jim Axelrod reports.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-29T01:39:28+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Steamroller</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Steamroller</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Sir Handel tries to match wits with a steamroller named George. Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?jzyemuhdjum P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-23T18:15:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/ALL-FILMS-Movie-Festival-Manxma</loc>
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<video:title>ALL FILMS Movie Festival Manxman Filmbay Selection 6</video:title>
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<video:description>Filmbay wrote: Τα φεστιβάλ ταινιών είναι κακά. Δεν βοηθούν τους παραγωγούς ταινιών. Τα φεστιβάλ δημιουργήθηκαν από Hollywood για να ελέγξουν το περιεχόμενο. Σήμερα υπάρχει μια λύση. Μόνο το Filmbay.com μπορεί να βοηθήσει τους παραγωγούς της τηλεόρασης, της ταινίας και του κινηματογράφου. Ο Αμαζόνιος και ανάβει είναι φρικτός. Είναι shit ενός αλόγου. Το Filmbay είναι ο μόνος τρόπος να γίνουν τα χρήματα στο διαδίκτυο.Frankenstein's Monster Frankfurter frankie boyle Franz Ferdinand frasier fray bentos pie Freaky Friday (1976) Freaky Friday (2003) Fred Durst Fred West Freddie Ljungberg Freddie Mercury Freddy Krueger free lunch French French Bread french horn French Language frequency Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Freud...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-23T18:15:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-All-Suicide-TV-Channel-and</loc>
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<video:title>The All-Suicide TV Channel and Pyramid of the Hopeless</video:title>
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<video:description>burav4k wrote: http://www.georgecarlin.ru/полный концерт -  http://vimeo.com/8987214Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-17T20:51:43+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Suicide-Guy</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin Suicide Guy (Джордж Карлин - Самоубийца)</video:title>
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<video:description>burav4k wrote: http://www.georgecarlin.ru/ полный концерт -  http://vimeo.com/8987214 Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-17T20:51:43+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Extreme-Human-Beh</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin Extreme Human Behaivor</video:title>
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<video:description>burav4k wrote: http://www.georgecarlin.ru/Джордж Денис Патрик Карлин (англ. George Denis Patrick Carlin, 12 мая 1937 — 22 июня 2008) — американский комик в жанре стэнд-ап камеди, актёр и писатель, обладатель четырёх премий «Грэмми» и премии Марка Твена. Автор 5 книг и более 20 музыкальных альбомов, снялся в 16 фильмах.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-17T20:51:43+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Gets-Bumped-Thomas-Frien</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas Gets Bumped - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 3 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsThomas Gets BumpedThomas comes off the track and Bertie has to take his passengers.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-14T09:30:56+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>299</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-6</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>Psychopath28 wrote: Sobre la política</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-14T09:30:56+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>286</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/On-This-Date-Video-www-MyInboxN</loc>
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<video:title>On This Date - Video - www.MyInboxNews.com</video:title>
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<video:description>myinboxnews wrote: national university of san marcos founded 1551 oldest university in north america, florence nightingale born 1820 nurse, katharine hepburn actress born 1907, george carlin born 1937 comedian, king george VI 1937, 1943 axis of evil surrendered in africa world war II, 2008 earthquake china wenchuan, on this date in history may 12, - www.myinboxnews.com</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-14T09:30:56+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>140</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Spoke-The-Truth</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin Spoke The Truth!</video:title>
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<video:description>AlexJonesKook wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-07T17:07:48+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>210</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Angry-squirrels-and-badass-peng</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Angry squirrels and badass penguins: 3 crazy nature ...</video:title>
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<video:description>Diggreel wrote: Check out this epic penguin as he narrowly escapes death at the hands of two sharks. Meanwhile a squirrel wasn't as lucky, but his friend's got his back. Plus, some words from George Carlin.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-07T17:07:48+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>471</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Percys-Ghostly-Trick-Thomas-Fri</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Percy's Ghostly Trick - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 2 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd6y97</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsPercy's Ghostly TrickPercy frightens Thomas when he crashes into a cart of lime and looks like a ghost.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-07T17:07:48+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>297</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Diesels-Devilish-Deed-Thomas-Fr</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Diesel's Devilish Deed - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 2 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd6s9x</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsDiesel's Devilish DeedDiesel spreads lies about the engines to the trucks and blames Duck.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-07T17:07:48+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>301</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Percy-and-the-Dragon-Tho</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Thomas, Percy and the Dragon - Thomas &amp; Friends - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd6pbp</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; Friends Thomas, Percy and the DragonPercy sees a huge dragon, but no-one believes him.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-07T17:07:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>298</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Gets-Tricked-Thomas-Frie</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Thomas Gets Tricked - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 1 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd6m3k</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/1MRDRG063Q6XG0RZ.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsThomas Gets TrickedThomas teases Gordon the big engine once too often.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:17+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>290</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Rusty-Helps-Peter-Sam-Thomas-Fr</loc>
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<video:title>Rusty Helps Peter Sam - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 4 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd5qb6</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsRusty Helps Peter SamSir Handel pretends to be ill and Peter Sam has an accident with some trucks and Rusty comes to the rescue.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:16+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>342</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/A-Bad-Day-for-Sir-Handel-Thomas</loc>
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<video:title>A Bad Day for Sir Handel - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 4 - US</video:title>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsA Bad Day for Sir Handel (US)Sir Handel derails himself so he doesn't have to take freight cars. Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:16+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>341</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Sleeping-Beauty-Thomas-Friends</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Sleeping Beauty - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 4 - US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd5gew</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendsSleeping BeautyThomas finishes his story about Duke to the other engines.Narrated by George CarlinThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:16+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>342</video:duration>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Granpuff-Thomas-Friends-Season</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Granpuff  - Thomas &amp; Friends - Season 4 - US - George Carlin</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd5blp</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; FriendGranpuffThomas begins telling the other engines the story of Duke.Narrated by George CarlineThomas &amp;amp; Friends is owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:16+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>342</video:duration>
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</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-fear-of-germs</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - fear of germs</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/CnmMNdiCz_s</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>pabloprieto2002 wrote: </video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-04T10:46:16+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>367</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Assaults-Hitler</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin Assaults Hitler</video:title>
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<video:description>MasterStudios wrote: WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS INTENSE LANGUAGE VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! Hitler attempts to get the autograph of the greatest comedian of all time: George Carlin, but he ends up getting assaulted verbally. This Parody was created for entertainment purposes only. I do not claim or imply ownership. I believe this video to made with accordance to the Copyright Act of 1976 (17 USC § 107) Created with scenes from Downfall (Der Untergang) and George Carlin: Again! which are the property of their respective owners.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-01T06:56:38+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>112</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Rant</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin Rant</video:title>
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<video:description>736berkshire wrote: Timon complains about dumb Americans to Pumbaa. This was my 10th copyright strike before my account was suspunded from YouTube.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-01T06:56:38+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>170</video:duration>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-You-Are-All-Dis-3</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin - You Are All Diseased Part 3</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/7SdnK2SXIAU</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>InMemOfGeorgeCarlin wrote: You Are All Diseased 1999 Slightly edited to get around Youtube's automatic copyright infringement detection bullshit.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-05-01T06:56:38+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>628</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-on-The-Environmen</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin on The Environment (HQ)</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/EjmtSkl53h4</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>candidskeptic wrote: Jammin in New York: April 24th, 1992 The Planet is Fine, The People are Fucked Earth: 4500000000 years People: 200000 years The Earth Has Been Around 22500 TIMES Longer Than Us</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-01T06:56:38+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>459</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-on-Consumerism-Ed</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin on Consumerism - Edited Audio</video:title>
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<video:description>Spiddas wrote: As of 10/12/09 there have been 22849 views of the Carlin video I personally worked on and edited. (The files are still somewhere on one of my HDDS. O_o ) This video has had only 2 viewer complaints for having edited out the cussing, cursing, foul language, etcetera. I appreciate individuals like this as I have several of Mr.Carlin's compilations and enjoy them in their pure, unadulterated entirety. I grew up with George and even wore through more than a couple cassettes over the years! (Yes, I said cassettes!) Though well meaning and good intentioned at heart, these purists are just a tad more focused on the routine than just what he is actually saying in it. And what he is saying in it, with or without the language, is key to educating those who would otherwise miss the truth in WHAT he is saying. Having the audio edited so that "The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television" are removed, those people that have a problem with his colorful vernacular can now focus on hearing WHAT he's really...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-05-01T06:56:37+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>289</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-and-Percys-Christmas-Adv</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas and Percy's Christmas Adventure - Thomas &amp; Friends US</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd3n52</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>SteamTeam wrote: Thomas &amp;amp; Friends Thomas and Percy's Christmas AdventureNarrated by George CarlinEpisode supplied by and dedicated to jewgold06. Thanks!Thomas &amp;amp; Friends are owned and copyright of HiT Entertainment plc. I own nothing.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-27T22:11:33+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>311</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Earth-Day-and-Sav</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Earth Day and Saving the Planet</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/RLlnCYQFb50</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>TheEconoMises wrote: George Carlin on saving the planet</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-27T22:11:33+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>459</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-anti-environmenta</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin, anti-environmentalist</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/9SOvQcmTVwc</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/X1FT7Z0MJCRW109J.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>marklevinspeaks wrote: Mark plays the classic Carlin clip which ought to be an earth day standard! Every earth day, take a few minutes to reflect..... on how funny this is! From 4/22/2010</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-27T22:11:33+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>567</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Earth-Day</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin: Earth Day</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/p5Miv4NHsDo</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/M0014D1Z4ZLCW2ST.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>676films wrote: The late, great, George Carlin had some amazingly funny views on life; Even on saving the Earth.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-24T16:36:36+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>459</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Complaints-And--3</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin - Complaints And Grievances Part 1</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/9J556niPJ_0</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/P1TQKT29725CS11Z.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>InMemOfGeorgeCarlin wrote: Complaints And Grievances 2001</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-24T16:36:36+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>636</video:duration>
</video:video>
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<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/The-Arrivals-pt-02-Mind-Contr-6</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>The Arrivals pt.02 (Mind Control feat. George Carlin)</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xd0gf7</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/DJ9DWM1LFBG7KFMN.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>SinnerAD wrote: anondodhara.com/forum</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-21T12:56:50+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>599</video:duration>
</video:video>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Come-Out-Henry</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>Come Out, Henry!</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xczf08</video:player_loc>
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<video:description>MistyIsland1 wrote: Henry Grew Frighten Of The Rain That He Hid Under The Tunnel.Narrated By George Carlin.I Didn't Own This Video.It Belongs To The Thomas and Friends Series &amp;amp; Its Creators.</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-18T05:47:24+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>270</video:duration>
</video:video>
</url>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Jammin-In-New-Yor</loc>
<video:video>
<video:title>George Carlin - Jammin' In New York Part 1</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/GAj4hcY6BuA</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/3CCQ0T1ZK8FMMK62.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>InMemOfGeorgeCarlin wrote: Jammin' In New York 1992</video:description>
<video:rating>0.0</video:rating>
<video:publication_date>2010-04-15T05:56:15+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>624</video:duration>
</video:video>
</url>
<url>
<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/MODERN-MAN-by-GEORGE-CARLIN</loc>
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<video:title>"MODERN MAN" by GEORGE CARLIN</video:title>
<video:player_loc allow_embed="No">http://www.youtube.com/v/QCsePYZEoPU</video:player_loc>
<video:thumbnail_loc>http://s3.amazonaws.com/magnifythumbs/5BX4T334Q8KXVNL6.jpg</video:thumbnail_loc>
<video:description>BrianParenteau wrote: Performing "Modern Man" , My garage as background. I have learned "modern man" a few years back shortly after GEORGE performed live in november 2006 I believe. I hope viewers enjoy my rendition.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-11T17:02:35+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin &amp; Fred Phelps</video:title>
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<video:description>crackleoriginals wrote: Why do we want the assholes to love us?</video:description>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Penn-Says-George-Carlin</loc>
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<video:title>Penn Says-  George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>crackleoriginals wrote: After the passing of George Carlin, Penn shares his thoughts and stories. </video:description>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Early-George-Carlin</loc>
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<video:title>Early George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>crackleoriginals wrote: Early George Carlin: Time has passed since George Carlin passed.  How has Penn been affected?</video:description>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Kelly-Carlin</loc>
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<video:title>Kelly Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>crackleoriginals wrote: Penn wants to be remembered like Kelly Carlin remembers George Carlin </video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-11T17:02:34+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-on-David-Letterma</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin on David Letterman 4/22/92</video:title>
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<video:description>CarsonandLetterman wrote: George Carlin on David Letterman 4/22/92</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-11T17:02:34+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-The-Ten-Command-3</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin The Ten Commandments Broken Down</video:title>
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<video:description>mistacoz wrote: RIP George Carlin. From his dvd 'Complaints and Grievances'. There's no LOGICAL argument against anything he says in this routine. Obviously Christians will argue but then as George says LOGIC is something religion has a big problem with. FLAMERS - SPARE YOUR TYPING FINGERS, YOUR HATE-FILLED WORDS WILL ONLY PROVE GEORGE'S POINT... For fans of the great man, you can find lots of his performances here -www.youtube.com</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-08T14:34:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Life-Is-Worth-L-8</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Life Is Worth Losing Part 1</video:title>
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<video:description>InMemOfGeorgeCarlin wrote: Life Is Worth Losing 2005</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-08T14:34:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Best-comedian-in-the-World-we-a</loc>
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<video:title>Best comedian in the World *we are equal*</video:title>
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<video:description>Watchzeitgeistmovie1 wrote: video of a massacre of 2 jounalists in Iraq by USA military, wikileaks don't trust alex jones he is a cia as Hal Turner turned to be an fbi agent Collateral Murder - Wikileaks - Iraq www.youtube.com Sadam and Osama cartoon tvfunhouse banned www.snotr.com SNL- Conspiracy Theory Rock TVFUNHOUSE permabanned banned censored by NBC vodpod.com mirror link www.metacafe.com Torboto the robot that tortures people www.nbc.com Divertor TVFUNHOUSE *click video to download * crooksandliars.com Robert F. Kennedy speech ~ Mindless Menace of Violence www.youtube.com Bill Hicks "life is just a ride" www.youtube.com dane cook stole jokes from Louis CK dane cook intshit as Bill Maher, some ppl compare him to george or bill hicks rofl stupid noobs stop being fanboys or soccer moms war in iran already www.youtube.com www.cnn.com very simple religions vs atheism democrats vs republicans good vs evil west side vs east side communism vs democracy capitalism vs socialism jews vs arabs best of george...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-08T14:34:47+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Incomplete-List-o</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin--Incomplete List of Inpolite Words</video:title>
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<video:description>blackguy134 wrote: George Carlin RIP Comment, rate and suscribe please!!!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-05T04:35:39+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin-Host</loc>
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<video:title>A Tribute to George Carlin, Hosted by Whoopi Goldberg</video:title>
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<video:description>NewYorkPublicLibrary wrote: Content advisory: This video contains strong words... all seven of them. Ben Stiller, Jerry Stiller, Kevin Smith, and more pay homage to George Carlin, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg... Backstage at LIVE from the NYPL, with the Daily Beast, March 23, 2010.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-05T04:35:39+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Zeitgeist-ist-fr-Schwachsinnige</loc>
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<video:title>Zeitgeist ist für Schwachsinnige - Part4 - George Carlin &amp; Zeitgeist</video:title>
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<video:description>RadioFreeJerusalem wrote: George Carlin complains about "religion" getting tax deductions when "religion" actually doesn't get any tax deductions. Corporations do. And the "religion" of the corporation doesn't even matter, even if it is Atheism. Speaking of Charity however, the subject brings up some interesting questions about George Carlin, and why Zeitgeist would start their video off with him?</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-04-05T04:35:39+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Owners-of-the-cou</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin ~ Owners of the country</video:title>
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<video:description>MrRoguepenguin wrote: George Carlin Owners- the real truth about who runs the show.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-29T16:40:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>195</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Podobiestwa</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Podobieństwa</video:title>
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<video:description>5law3k wrote: George Carlin o podobieństwach, które nas łączą (fragment występu "Jammin in New York", 1992). Tym razem napisy włączone do video.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-26T06:38:55+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Tony-Hendra-on-a-New-Tribute--2</loc>
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<video:title>Tony Hendra on a New Tribute to George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>FoxBusinessNetwork wrote: Author Tony Hendra on a tribute to George Carlin at the New York Public Library.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-26T06:38:54+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-You-Are-All-Dis-2</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - You Are All Diseased Part 2</video:title>
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<video:description>InMemOfGeorgeCarlin wrote: You Are All Diseased 1999 Slightly edited to get around Youtube's automatic copyright infringement detection bullshit.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-26T06:38:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Greatest Cheer Ever</video:title>
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<video:description>vdizzle129 wrote: This is...the greatest sports cheer ever. I encourage you to do this when you go to sports games, and it is a tribute to the greatest comedian of all time. Taken from George Carlin, Carlin on Campus - 1984</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-26T06:38:52+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Special-Funnel</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Special Funnel</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Peter Sam's funnel is still looking bad from the accident with slate cars from the episode &amp;quot;Rusty Helps Peter Sam&amp;quot;, but an icicle makes him lose it. As a result, he needs a replacement funnel. Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?mdmnctawyyl P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - You Can't Win</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Duke proves that he has still a lot of life left in him. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L0WIZ7GG P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Influences-Religi</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Influences &amp; Religion (Paley Center, 2008)</video:title>
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<video:description>paleycenter wrote: George Carlin talks about his influences and reactions to the religious material in his routines.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Rock-n-Roll</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Rock 'n' Roll</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Duncan is careless, and gets into trouble after derailing on a bumpy line. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PUQB9Y98 P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Thomas-Friends-Home-at-Last</loc>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Home at Last</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Skarloey returns home from the works; Duncan has some tunnel troubles and Skarloey needs to help him out. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C4CT64WR P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-nous-parle-des-ta</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin nous parle des États-Unis (VOSTFR)</video:title>
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<video:description>RaZandFall wrote: LES SOUS-TITRES MARCHENT MIEUX EN PLEIN ÉCRAN.George Carlin, est une célèbre humoriste américain, malheureusement peu connu en France du fait de ses sujets très américano-centrés, et pourtant nos humoristes auraient beaucoup à apprendre de lui, que ce soit en terme d'intelligence, de culture, et de révolte pure.Dans cette extrait, Carlin s'en prend aux travers de l'Amérique moderne : obésité, malbouffe, consumérisme, ignorance et absence totale du social, et il le fait dans une diatribe au style époustouflant.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-22T17:52:53+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/Tony-Hendra-on-a-New-Tribute-to</loc>
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<video:title>Tony Hendra on a New Tribute to George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>foxbusinesstest wrote: Author Tony Hendra on a tribute to George Carlin at the New York Public Library.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-19T08:15:09+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/La-Llegada-7-Control-Mental-C-4</loc>
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<video:title>La Llegada 7 - Control Mental Con George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>Nube14H2O wrote: La Llegada es una serie del equipo Wake Up Proyect.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-19T08:15:09+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlins-Last-Words-A-Tri</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin's Last Words: A Tribute</video:title>
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<video:description>SimonSchusterVideos wrote: In celebration of George Carlins new book, Last Words Comedians Susie Essman, Michael Ian Black, Jeffrey Ross, Richard Belzer, and George Wendt, reflect on Carlin and his influence. Get more on George Carlin at simonandschuster.com: authors.simonandschuster.com</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-19T08:15:09+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Quotes</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin Quotes</video:title>
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<video:description>SFKism wrote: 68 selected George Carlin quotes. Please rate/comment/subscribe! Fuckin' MEOW!</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-15T23:51:43+05:00</video:publication_date>
<video:duration>471</video:duration>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-The-Serious</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - The Serious</video:title>
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<video:description>LtSurge659 wrote: George has to share some very important information with you young tots. George Carlin - It's Bad for You (HBO all rights reserved)</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-15T23:51:43+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<loc>http://georgecarlin-2.magnify.net/video/George-Carlin-Global-Warming</loc>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Global Warming</video:title>
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<video:description>jamesemail wrote: George Carlin's theory on Global Warming and Saving The Planet....This is brilliant!</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin Part 1 of 14</video:title>
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<video:description>Sheilahhowdyshell523 wrote: watch full movie at: http://spedr.com/2vdo</video:description>
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<video:description>paranorma1palace wrote: For more than ten years prior to his death in June 2008, George Carlin had been working on his autobiography with Tony Hendra, one of the original editors of National Lampoon magazine and author of the bestselling memoir Father Joe. When Carlin died, Hendra approached Carlins family about releasing the book. Based on hours of taped interviews, drafts, and polished chapters from their sessions, LAST WORDS is George Carlins life story as it has never been told before.</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin "Baby on Board" What Am I Doing in New Jersey?</video:title>
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<video:description>KastaRules wrote: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? is United States comedian George Carlin's eleventh comedy album, recorded at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey for a Home Box Office special and released on August 15, 1988. Right from the album's opening line, "I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photograph of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration", it is clear that George Carlin had taken a turn towards political observation humor in this installment, with commentary on the Reagan administration scandals that were major news at the time. More Stuff on Cars and Driving continued the theme of observations and circumstances people get into when driving that Carlin had started a few years earlier on Carlin on Campus. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author who won four Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Carlin was noted for his political insights, black...</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin: Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life</video:title>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Rusty Helps Peter Sam (aka Trucks!)</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Gordon advises Sir Handel to get out of work by pretending to be ill, and Peter Sam pays the price. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8TVLBBNA P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-03-05T13:33:09+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>Thomas &amp; Friends - Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady</video:title>
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<video:description>ThomasandFriendsUS wrote: Peter Sam's eagerness with the Refreshment Lady is nearly left behind. Download Link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0CCNXV8W P. S. - I don't own or endorse Thomas. It belongs to Hit Entertainment.</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Religion, Media, Censorship (Paley Center, 2008)</video:title>
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<video:description>paleycenter wrote: George Carlin talks about religion and how it relates to media, and how that relationship affects censorship policies.</video:description>
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<video:title>Eli J. Brown the Hedgehog as George Carlin</video:title>
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<video:description>LinkandRutofan wrote: This is a video where "I" tell you a George Carlin Joke the cast Me-George Carlin Scratch-The Driver Uncle Chuck-The Passenger Footage (C) Me &amp; Phenom18, DIC and hit Entertainment Audio (C) George Carlin</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin Part 1 of 15 HD Full Free Movie</video:title>
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<video:description>Jaleesascruton901 wrote: watch full movie at: http://pnt.me/F0DZYQ</video:description>
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<video:title>The George Carlin Show - S1E1P2</video:title>
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<video:description>scotthanson2010 wrote: The George Carlin Show from 1994. Series1, Episode 1, Part 2.</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin: The Ten Commandments</video:title>
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<video:description>&lt;a href="http://mexmetgzc.blip.tv/" target="_blank"&gt;mexmetgzc&lt;/a&gt; wrote: George Carlin: The Ten Commandments</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Saving the planet</video:title>
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<video:description>MrMilianus wrote: George Carlin - Saving the planet</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-26T17:08:46+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin - mix (german sub.)</video:title>
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<video:description>AkteMoe wrote: Mix of: 1. We like war 2. Our similarities 3. The American Dream</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Męska Choroba</video:title>
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<video:description>Underek wrote: Jest to krótki fragment ostatniej książki Georga Carlina &amp;quot;When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops&amp;quot; z 2004 roku</video:description>
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<video:title>Comic Relief  "George Carlin" Stand Up Comedy 1987</video:title>
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<video:description>ALAUGHFROMTHEPAST wrote: Comic Relief "George Carlin" Stand Up Comedy 1987</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-23T09:22:30+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Back In Town 1/6</video:title>
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<video:description>Conbob117 wrote: First part of six. George carlin's "Back in town" tour all rights go to Home Box office Inc. Hilarious</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-23T09:22:30+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin Has A Message For Environmentalists</video:title>
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<video:description>micropry wrote: Visit http://clovento.com for thousands of standup comedy videos from hundreds of artists.  In this video standup comedian George Carlin expresses his opinions on saving the planet.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-19T20:43:37+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin on Airplane Rides</video:title>
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<video:description>micropry wrote: George Carlin talks about the safety lectures and other airplane stuff.</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-19T20:43:37+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>Les Arrivées 02 (Contrôle de l'Esprit avec George Carlin)</video:title>
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<video:description>pickup_artist wrote: 2ème épisode de la serie THEARRIVALS qui montre la réalité du monde dans lequel ns vivons aujourd'hui.Cette video n'est pas à prendre comme une vérité absolue, faites vos propres recherches avant d'emettre le moindre jugementmerci de  partager cette video, pour que le plus de gens sachent la vérité.le 3ème épisode est ici :          http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbyvbk_les-arriv%C3%A9es-03-contr%C3%B4le-de-l-espri_lifestyle</video:description>
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<video:title>George Carlin: Interview with Jesus</video:title>
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<video:description>BestOfAtheism wrote: "Interview with Jesus" - a funny bit about the ten commandments by the late George Carlin. --- Subscribe to Science &amp; Reason: • www.youtube.com • www.youtube.com • www.youtube.com --- George Carlin (1937-2008) was a champion of free speech. Some thought he was the greatest comedian that had ever lived. Although raised in the Roman Catholic faith (which he describes anecdotally on the albums FM &amp; AM and Class Clown), Carlin often denounced the idea of God in interviews and performances, notably with his "Religion" and "There Is No God" routines as heard in You Are All Diseased. Carlin also joked in his first book Brain Droppings that he worshiped the Sun, one reason being that he could actually see it. This was earlier mentioned in You Are All Diseased, along with the statement that he prayed to Joe Pesci (a good friend of his in real life) because "he's a good actor", and "looks like a guy who can get things done!" In his HBO special Complaints and Grievances, Carlin introduced...</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-19T20:43:37+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>MARK TWAIN PRIZE | Modern Man | PBS</video:title>
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<video:description>PBS wrote: www.pbs.org Taped at The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts on November 10, the 90-minute 2008 Mark Twain Prize honoring George Carlin features tributes and comic testimonials from a star-studded cast including Richard Belzer, Lewis Black, Margaret Cho, Ben E. King, Denis Leary, Bill Maher, Joan Rivers, Garry Shandling, Jon Stewart, and Lily Tomlin. The Eleventh Annual Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize will air on PBS stations nationwide on Wednesday, February 4, at 9pm ET. www.pbs.org</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-19T20:43:37+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin - Saving the Planet / GEORGE CARLIN SALVAR AL PLANETA</video:title>
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<video:description>EmpoweredByKnowledge wrote: </video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-16T11:12:24+05:00</video:publication_date>
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<video:title>George Carlin - State Prison Farms</video:title>
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<video:description>SkepticsUniverse wrote: George Carlin discusses the idea of state prison farms. A clip from the 1992 special "Back In Town"</video:description>
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<video:publication_date>2010-02-16T11:12:24+05:00</video:publication_date>
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